Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.
OK, it's maybe not up there with the Archbishop converting to Islam (which he hasn't done, by the way, although you'd think he had, the fuss some people are making over his recent comments, however misguided they may be - haven't read them so can't say), but it's still a bit disconcering.
Are you ready?
Deep breath...
Delia says 'eat tinned.'
Yep, that's it.
Actually, it's pretty accurate. If The Times are to be believed, anyway, and surely Murdoch wouldn't lie to us? Would he?
Well, probably not on this one. It'd be too easy to check.
So, Ms. Smith wants us to eat tinned mince. Why? It's foul and made out of bits of meat that the cow didn't even know that it had and it's TINNED for goodness sake. Surely that's enough. I mean, it's not hard.
So, we have a perculiar situation, where the government want everyone to learn to cook, but the chefs want people to eat a Tesco Economy McTinned Meal. With oven chips.
OK, it's maybe not up there with the Archbishop converting to Islam (which he hasn't done, by the way, although you'd think he had, the fuss some people are making over his recent comments, however misguided they may be - haven't read them so can't say), but it's still a bit disconcering.
Are you ready?
Deep breath...
Delia says 'eat tinned.'
Yep, that's it.
Actually, it's pretty accurate. If The Times are to be believed, anyway, and surely Murdoch wouldn't lie to us? Would he?
Well, probably not on this one. It'd be too easy to check.
So, Ms. Smith wants us to eat tinned mince. Why? It's foul and made out of bits of meat that the cow didn't even know that it had and it's TINNED for goodness sake. Surely that's enough. I mean, it's not hard.
So, we have a perculiar situation, where the government want everyone to learn to cook, but the chefs want people to eat a Tesco Economy McTinned Meal. With oven chips.
No comments:
Post a Comment